I can speak whale.

castiel-the-consulting-angel: youreakingnotapawn: leonhesreallycool: rockpikmin: leonhesreallycoo...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:35:17 -0400

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

you fucking didn’t

brave-heartt: nothing relationship wise has EVER worked out for me am I that much of a fuck up

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:33:24 -0400

brave-heartt:

nothing relationship wise has EVER worked out for me

am I that much of a fuck up

abandonedkitten: popfairy: blueisforscarvesandboxes: david-bui: do you ever just feel so awkward...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:33:00 -0400

abandonedkitten:

popfairy:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar

I’m glad it isn’t just me

I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.

Can you be my cashier forever

"They should teach self-love in school."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:40:10 -0400

“They should teach self-love in school.”

- 6-Word Story #94 (via fabulousbitch69)

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:37:29 -0400

legolasbian: If you’re gonna be so cute all the time, you gotta pay the cute tax (you’re gonna have...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:35:24 -0400

legolasbian:

If you’re gonna be so cute all the time, you gotta pay the cute tax (you’re gonna have to kiss me)

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:32:54 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:26:12 -0400

burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:25:59 -0400

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:25:24 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:24:18 -0400

my dream

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:19:52 -0400

my dream

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:57:58 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:50:13 -0400

date: how cuteeee

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:56:31 -0400

date:

how cuteeee

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:48:35 -0400

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:40:15 -0400

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:39:32 -0400

fue-go: we is smart we is kind we is important we out of ice

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:10:17 -0400

fue-go:

we is smart

we is kind

we is important

we out of ice